The Pecking Order

Origianally created by the chinese emporer Peking, the pecking order is a chart showing a measurement of a person's status, in comparison to other people and objects. Every person, ecxept the other people listed in the pecking order, is at the lowest level for some reason. Here is the original pecking order by Emporer Peking.

it goes


 * you
 * americans
 * the dirt
 * the worms inside of the dirt
 * horse dung
 * Japan
 * China
 * Chuck Norris
 * then Emporer Peking

A perfected and more accurate version was later created by Mr. Popo Alright Maggots, listen up. Popo's gonna teach you the pecking order. it goes


 * you
 * Japan
 * Krillin
 * Goku
 * Nappa
 * China
 * Freeza
 * Cell
 * Majin Buu
 * a piece of chocolate
 * Every other Dragonball character
 * america
 * (nothing)
 * the dirt
 * the worms inside of the dirt
 * Popo's Shoe laces
 * Popo's "waste" products
 * candy canes
 * Kami
 * chuck norris
 * then Popo

Any questions?