JE chapter 1

Journey to Earth Chapter 1
On planet Noname...

Vegeta: whats taking Raditz so long?

Nappa: who's Raditz?

Vegeta: you know Raditz. The one we sent to destroy all life on that planet.

Nappa:...

Vegeta: He has the absurdly long sonic the hedgehog styled hair.

Nappa:.......

Vegeta: He's the wimp.

Nappa: Oh Yeah! I remember him!

Vegeta: any way, despite his lack of strength, and brains, and style and everything else, he should have destroyed that little planet, especially since I gave him that bomb.

Nappa:(pulls out cell phone) Raditz. RADITZ! Are you there?

(After taking down a powerful alien that almost destroyed earth with a bomb, Piccolo is getting ready for bed when the alien's confiscated cell phone rings. Piccolo picks up the phone and listens)

Nappa: What's up Raditz? You were sposed to kill that planet so we can sell it to a random guy who may or may not have destroyed our entire alien species exept us.

Vegeta: who cares Nappa, we're like 50 times stronger then him anyway. We'll just go to earth, kill everything there using our super awesome powers, then get rich from profit and it will take us about a year to get there.

Nappa: anything else we need to go over Vegeta?

Vegeta: No, no thats everything... exept DARN IT RADITZ! YOU STILL HAVENT PAID ME THOSE 50 BUCKS YOU OWE ME! IF YOU WENT AND DIED THEN I'LL KILL YOU!!!...AGAIN!!! (Phone goes dead)

Piccolo:...dangit.

(Nappa and Vegeta jump into their two space ships and blast off the planet)

(3 minutes later)

Nappa: Hey Vegeta.

Vegeta: what?

Nappa: are we there yet?

Vegeta: no

Nappa: Hey Vegeta.

Vegeta: what?

Nappa: are we there yet?

Vegeta: no

Nappa: Hey Vegeta.

Vegeta: What?

Nappa: are we there yet?

Vegeta: no

Nappa: are we there yet?

Vegeta: No

Nappa: are we there yet?

Vegeta: NO

Nappa: are we there yet?

Vegeta: NO!

Nappa: are we there yet?

Vegeta: NO!!!!

Nappa: Hey Vegeta

Vegeta: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!?!!!!?!!!!!!??!?!?!!!!!!

Nappa: can we stop at the bug planet?

Vegeta: NAPPA, IF IT WILL SHUT YOU UP FOR 5 MINUTES THEN FINE!!!