Raditz

''BWAHAHAHAAA! I'M RADITZ!!!''

                  Raditz on "Who am teh U?"

''BWAHAHAHAAA! I'M RADITZ BABY!!! (PUNCHES WOMAN IN STOMACH)''

                  Raditz on abortion

The Story of Raditz
Raditz, A.K.A Pineapple head, is the secound most powerful being in the universe (the most powerful being Chuck Norris), and since Chuck refuses to waste his valuable time on the going ons of mortals, Raditz is usually the one to come to the rescue when Piccolo and Vegeta get way over their heads.

Raditz is the older brother of Goku, and since Goku is super strong it only makes sense that his older brother is even stronger. He first came to earth to check up on his little brother Goku, whom he loved very much. Then Goku tried to attack Raditz, and then tricked Piccolo into helping take his older brother down. Goku is so evil, that he told Piccolo that Raditz was forcing him to buy a car. Piccolo then shot down Raditz AND Goku with a lucky shot. For some unexplainable reason, Raditz survived the blast and became Piccolo's bestest friend, but had role of bestest friend replaced by Vegeta. Raditz was so angry that he killed The Fairy God Mother. He then became an abortion doctor, who killed unborn babies by punching women in the stomach.