Internet



Internet is an ancient yet incredibly powerful machine taking the form of a blue convertable, who'se main power is the ability to move at speeds up over 9000 mph.It also follows voice commands. If able to use it correctly, the driver of Internet can gain access to incredibly LARGE amounts of information, from Dragonball Z fanfiction to the answer to tomarrows matheology exam. Driving it is accomplished simply by saying lol, then giving it a voice command. If someone with red hair and white face who makes hamburgers says "LOL," and then says "INTERNET," they can fully harness the true power of Internet.