JE chapter 3

Journey to Earth chapter 3
Nappa: are we there yet?

Vegeta: NO

Nappa: are we(CRASH)

Vegeta: WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT!?!?!

Nappa: we crashed on a planet Vegeta.

Vegeta: I KNOW THAT YOU IMBECILE!

Nappa: then why did you ask?

Vegeta:..well....uh...i...SHUT UP!!!

Nappa: I see little green men outside the ship Vegeta.

Vegeta:Nappa, theres no such thing as little green men.

Nappa: then what do you call those guys outside?

(Our dynamic duo landed on planet Namek, and Namekians start poking at the spaceships)

Namek child: Mommy, are dose saiyins?

Namek mom: No, theres no such thing as saiyens.

Nappa: hear that Vegeta? We dont exist!

Vegeta:(slowly sneaks out of ship and away from Nappa)

Nappa: But that means I'm not here, but i am which im not un here inside the out um.... uh..... heh, were'd vegeta go?

(Using his super speed, Vegeta quickly runs to the other side of the planet)

Vegeta: Thank goodness im away from that idiot.

Nappa: Hi

Vegeta: ACK!! HOW DID YOU GET THERE?

Nappa: Freeza gave me a ride on his back.

Freeza: Hello Vegeta. I thought you were supposed to destroy that ring shaped halo planet today.

Vegeta: Well, um, i just was gonna help Raditz with that other planet.

Freeza: oh, okay. Well, i understand why RADITZ would need help. Carry on.

Vegeta: (incredibly nervous) Thank you great Freeza. Your very merciful and-

Freeza: im this close to changing my mind and killing you.

Vegeta: bye now (flies away screaming his head off)

Nappa: Hey Freeza.

Freeza: what?

Nappa: whatcha doin here on the planet of little green people anyway?

Freeza: Oh nothing. Just searching for seven dragonballs that can grant any wish. there where some on that planet Raditz was gona destroy to, but i just wanted the ones here on this planet.

Nappa: you talk a lot Freeza.

Freeza: that was very rude. You dont get any more cookies today.

Nappa: (runs after Vegeta crying).

at the space ship.

Vegeta: stop crying you idiot, your making me look bad in front of the namekians.

Namekians: so are you guys saiyens, or-

(NAPPA ESPLODES ENTIRE GROUP OF NAMEKS)

Vegeta: Nappa! Behave yourself!

Nappa: Sorry Vegeta.

Vegeta: ill let it slide this time. Anyway, i have a new reason to go to earth.

Nappa: whats that Vegeta?

Vegeta: Freeza just told you! The DragonBalls! We can use them to make a wish.

Nappa: yah! We can wish for pandas!

Vegeta:...

Vegeta: NO YOU IMBECILE!!! We'll use them to wish back the Saiyens Freeza may or may not have killed...and maybe wish for immortality while we're at it.

Nappa: oh. okay.

Nappa: hey, how did you know about the Dragonballz? Freeza said it to me, not you.

Vegeta: (insert plot device that makes sense here)

Nappa: Oh! That makes perfect sense!

Vegeta: just get in the space ship. I want to get to that planet... uh... what was that planet called again?

Nappa: its called Earth Vegeta!

Vegeta: oh. okay thanks.

(and so they blast off)

Nappa: Hey Vegeta?

Vegeta: what?

Nappa: where are we going again?