Ep 2

Goku: hey piccolo?

Piccolo: yeah?

Goku: your not a human, right?

Piccolo: yeeeaaaaaaaaah

Goku: and your dad spit you out as an egg right?

Piccolo: soooooooooooooooooooooooo

Goku: are, are you a yoshi?

…

Piccolo: yes Goku, im a giant green dinosaur.

Goku: can I ride you?

Piccolo: hrgh

(Meanwhile)

Gohan: WAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Raditz: shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP!!! DANG! why doesn’t screaming angrily at a child make it cry less? (grabs wailing gohan) that’s it! Your going in the SPACE timeout pod. (throughs gohan into spaceship) yes, now I can sit back and (scouter beeps) beat the heck out of whoever is coming.

Goku: let go of my son!

Raditz: I see you’ve brought the namekian as well.

Goku: NOPE! YOSHI!

Piccolo: IM NOT A DARNED YOSHI!

Goku: You said you were!

Piccolo: its called Sarcasm!

Goku: whats that taste like?

Piccolo: DARN IT GOKU!

Raditz: like it matters anyway.

Goku: okay piccolo, lets get him! (he and piccolo rush at raditz, getting punched in the face)

Goku: lets try that again… from BEHIND! ( They attack Raditz but they both get Raditzpwned!)

Piccolo: you know, announcing our attack strategy probably…

Goku: RUSH HIM!!!

Piccolo: Darnit goku! Can we at least try to dodge this one?

Goku: dodge wha-WOAH GEEZ!!!

( Raditz blasts both of them with two POWERFULL laser blasts!)

Goku: that could’ve been bad piccolo, but at least we managed to dodge that one-eeeeeeeeeew! (Piccolo’s arm has been cut off)

Raditz: HAHAHAAAA HAHAA!!! Hey has anyone seen my arm? You cant miss it, it’s green! HAHAHA HAHAA

Piccolo:yeah anyway. I have a new attack. I can use it with one arm, but you’ll have to distract him while I charge it.

Goku: that’s not bad

Piccolo: FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!1!! And considering he nearly beat us both in under one… yah, I’m sure you can handle it

Goku: you really have that much faith in me?

Piccolo: yah you could call it that.

Goku: okay, Here goes nothing! (charges at Raditz) AAAAAA AACK AAAAAAAAAA  NOOO ACK OUCH AAA! THAT’S NOT SPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY AAAAARGH!!!

Piccolo: (taking his sweet time)…. Duh duh, dududuh. Du dudu, duh. Duh duh, dududuh, dududuh, dududuh, dududuh immah chargin mah attack.

Goku: HA! Got your tail!

Raditz: pleeze let me go?

Goku: since you asked nicely-AACH OU AAGH OOOOOOOOOW OCHOCHOCH GACH SPLURG!!!

Piccolo: (singing)  I AM PICCOLO! AND IM REALLY REEEEALY GREEEHEEEEEEEEN!!! WOOOOOOHOHOOOOOOHOHAAAOOW! IMA MEEEAM MACHEEEN!!! CUZ IM CHAAAAAARGIIIIIN!!! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!!

Goku: Got your tail! Again.

Raditz: pleeze let me go?

Goku: im not falling for that!

Raditz: pretty pleeeeeeeze let me go?

Goku: well… PAAAAAAAAAAAAAGCH! (PUNCHED)

Gohan: STOP BEATING UP MY DADDY!!!( breaks through spaceship!)

Raditz: NO! MY SPACE BALL! (Gohan punches through Raditz’s armor) AAAAAAH! MY SPACE ARMOR!

Piccolo: we get it! Your from SPACE!

Raditz: uncle Raditz is ANGRY!!! (punches gohan away)

Goku: time for my last attack! FULL NELSON!!!

Raditz: BWAHAHAA! A full nelson? That wont work on me! Im RADITZ!!!(struggles) Okay, let me go now. Seriously this is starting to make me ANGRY!

Goku: Piccolo! Give me a signal so I can get out of the way before you fire that thing! Im right behind him!

Piccolo: yah, ill give you a signal. It’ll be the LAST signal you’ll ever GET!!!

Goku: (Piccolo laughs evily) okay, as long as we’re clear on that.

Piccolo: nakusa…nakusaba….nakusabab… oh whatever! SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!

Goku: is that what your gona signal me wi-WOAH GEEZ!!! (PICCOLO BLASTS A GIANT LASER STRAIT THROUGH BOTH RADITZ AND GOKU!!!)

Piccolo: Now that’s what I call two saiyens with one stone!

Raditz: and there was no way I could’ve dodged that!

Piccolo: you could’ve flown.

( a helicopter approaches)

Krillin: (shouts from helicopter) After hours of debate, we decided to see if we could help… in…any…darnit.

(and so they land)

Piccolo: guess what?

Krillin: what?

Piccolo: imtakinggohanbye! (grabs gohan and flies of)

Krillin: goku here, Ive got you a sensu bean!

Goku: I…dontt think…that’ll work…

Krillin: why not?

Goku: I…sorta have…a hole in my stomach

Krillin: then how can you talk?

Goku: blargh. (I am dead)

Krillin: woah………..im not the first person to die in this series!

Roshi: KRILLIN!!!

Krillin: what?

Roshi: Shutup!

Krillin owned count 1